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Calling all my daddies 😌 who passed the lit-ness test 📝, I might be a silly birthday baby 👼 but you hos are only good for 3️⃣things:

1. Cucking 😏
2. Drinking 🍾
3. Cumming ✊💦 to my birthday 🎈

As chair of the litty bitty titty committee, I kordially invite you to a hoedown throwdown ✊ on March the Thirsty First 💦😩. Inner-circle ⭕bitches only, you know who you are.

You are all bootylicious baby sluts 😘🍑 But if you can’t finish 2️⃣1️⃣ shots by the time the big and small hoes line up on the cock 🕛, then I’m afraid 😳you just can’t shit wit dat ass 🍑.

So listen 👂 up 🔼, backstreet boiz 🕺🕺, this is one girl scout 👧🍪 who’s not content to just Tagalong 🙄. You need to show her Samoa your badittude 😍 this Sluturday 😘👯. You must cum 💦 prepared 👉✊ 2️⃣ to bend over 👀 to your main ho-mbre 💇, the hobama to your ho biden 😩🍑, the Tim Allen to your ho improvement 🏚️🏘️🍆, the fine-minister of ho-land 🇳🇱, the krusty krab 🦀 in your bikini bottom 👙🍑, don’t leave this ho alone 🏠👦🎄, your ho-ness 🤰, moi 💋. Get ready to get your liver lit-erally destroyed 💥!! 😮

Remember, you’re oh ho lucky 🍀to be invited to this baby sluts special day 🎉🎆

P.S. you hos are actually good for 4️⃣ things:

1. Cucking 🐓
2. Drinking 🍸
3. Cumming 🎈
4. And your sister’s 👯‍vagina 🌹

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